A number of connected items or names written or printed consecutively

Fride-day Pie Day at Bateman's Bay last August

list
/lɪst/
noun
noun: list; plural noun: lists
1. a number of connected items or names written or printed consecutively, typically one below the other.

• I don't like Friday, List Day as a title or even a thing.
• Friday, Pie Day works and we do go for a walk to the local bakery on Friday's for lunch.
• Friday, Ride Day or even Fride-day works and whenever I can, I knock off early on a Friday and take the long way home.
• Fride-Day Pie Day is the best, but unfortunately I can't make that happen as often as I'd like. I managed to do it back in August last year and before that it was the last day before Christmas and a few riders from work all headed out to a country bakery, I'm not even sure it was a Friday!
• I'll still write lists, but maybe not every Friday. 
• List doesn't even rhyme with anything interesting. 
• Even the synonyms for list don't sound nice or really reflect what I thought I was trying to do

Bomber
I don't why I'm so against Friday List Day, but I am.